(Source: jdawnb85)
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
None
DUDE
THATS LOW
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
i wish people courted like birds do
like if some guy fancied me he would dress up in bright colours and dance to get my attention
They used to do that, it was called “The 80s”.
And what a magical time it was.
You tried, Dr. Banner.
(Source: bencuddles)
this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
(Source: khalessiofpizza)
Avengers Assemble ….on my plate
Food Avengers with bonus Loki and Spiderman . Thanks to themajesticmountainscold , dusthawk and holyshititsafandom for helping me with some of the names.Which fandom should I
mutilatedraw next?Once Upon a Time Food Part 1
Once Upon a Time Food Part 2
Sherlock Food here
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders
[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders
[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’
[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis